Phraseology

Phraseology
Consult the table below for a list of catchphrases appropriate to corresponding rolls on a d20.


 * 20 - critical!
 * 19 - how about nineteen, does nineteen work for you?
 * 18 - that's ridiculous!
 * 17 - Oh, solid
 * 16 - I rolled a nat sixteen
 * 15 - that should be adequate
 * 14 - respectable
 * 13 - promising
 * 12 - that has a chance
 * 2 - Heeeeeelp!
 * 2 - Heeeeeelp!

T-Quotes

 * Pajamas and Farsi
 * Now don't you wish you had a baby goblin shield?
 * Jees la'fuck
 * Waaaaaaay up north.
 * Granda mas' Waffle tacos
 * Beholden
 * My dead, gay wizard
 * Fire hawk!
 * You don't actually have to walk
 * I've got this
 * DAYUM
 * Beholden
 * It's getting a little rapey in here.
 * Twerking the mana node
 * It's called a poo coat.
 * Way the hell up north
 * Feathers, Dots, and Crackers
 * [Ravnica] [Irony] [Stitches], Bitches
 * I got hit by a fucking street
 * A bucket of scotch
 * Spare the tail -Faust
 * Rafferdy! -Firestorm
 * It was an enemy horse
 * Are we doing horse math? Fuck the horse math. -Andy
 * Mind the environment -Faust

T-Quotes II - The Reckoning

 * He's got an alligator cannon... and it's in range!
 * Alchemical Mountain Lions
 * I wish I had Tori Amosed instead of watching Iron Man 3.
 * Crazy Ivan
 * Blah, Blah, Blah. Give me a feat point.
 * Buried? Inside a Harpie?
 * I was taken aback by the quality of the nuts.
 * Griffons! On me.
 * Inclusive
 * Nobody's F__king nothing.
 * Dwarves only make love.
 * "I know how this shit works."
 * "It hits the fan"
 * Meat Squad
 * I'll know if you're lying.
 * Plug in your meat
 * Margaret Thatcher
 * It's long and hard and it will hurt.
 * War Beast E.R.
 * No poop-hole for you.
 * I'm Bi-theistic curious.
 * There's no phallus.
 * I'll make this house out of t-booooones!
 * No. My legs.
 * Stupid shit-ass-wipe f__ker


 * Discrete Strategic Puddles
 * I'm not trying to tell a story about the floor